WOSIE'S THOUGHTS OF THE DAY.

Friday, June 30, 2006

BIG ADVENTURE

AT MIDZNIGHT TUESDAY NIGHT WE HAD TO WEAVE OUR HOUSE CUZ OUR WHOLE STWEET FWUDED. WE STAYED AT DADDY'S SISSY'S HOUSE TIWW WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, DEN OUR WHOLE COUNTY WAS PUT UNDER SUMTING CAWWED A MANDITORY EVACUATION. WE ENDED UP STAYING AT A BIG BUIWDING CAWWED A HOTEL THAT ACCEPTS PETS AN HOUR AWAY. WUCKIWY OUR HOUSE DIDN'T FLUD AT ALL, JUST DE WHOLE STWEET ,HALF OUR DWIVEWAY AND AWOT OF OUR YAWD FLUD. WE WUZ ABLE TO COME HOME YESTEWDAY MOWNING AND WE HABS NO WEAW DAMAGE. ME'Z AND OPAL HABED WOTSA FUN, WE'Z WUVEDLOVED IT. WE'Z HABED A 2 DAY ADVENTURE!!! MOMMY SAID ME AND OPY WUZ BOFF SOOOOOOOO GUDS

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Monday, June 19, 2006

ME NO WIKE SUMMEW!!!!!!!!!!!!


DIS ME FIWST WEAW SUMMER AND I DUNT WIKE IT. YAY FER A/C AND ICE CREAM!!!!!!!! SISSY CAN'T BE OUTSIDE FER MORE DAN A FEW MINUTES OR SHE STAWTS HAVING AWOTA TWOUBLE BWEATHING. I HATES DE HEAT AND HUMIDITY TOO AND I CAN'T TAKE IT FER WONG EIDDER SO I GOES POTTY WEAW FAST NOW. TADAY WE HADS MAJOR DOWN POURS AND THUNDER STORMS. MORE COMIN LATEW DIS WEEK. MOMMY, SISSY AND ME'Z AWE CONTENT JUST WAYING AWOUND IN THE NICE CUL HOUSE AWW DA TIME!!!!!

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Friday, June 09, 2006

BUWWIE WUV!!!!!!!


YEPPERS, I’Z IN WUV!!!!!!!!!! HIBS NAME IBS WOCKY. MY MOMMY AND HIS MOMMY IBS BESTEST FWIENDS. WE HABN’T MET BUWWIE TO BUWWIE YET BUTS WE’Z GUNNA SOON. MY WOCKY IBS DA SWEETESTES, MOST WUVABWE AND HOTTESTES BUWWIE I EBEW MEETSES!!!!!!!!! HE MY DWEAM BUWWIE. WE’Z EBEN GUNNA GETS MAWWIED IN DA WINTER. SUM PEOPLES TINKS I TOO YOUNG BUTS I BE ONE YEAW AND FUR MOMFFS WHEN WE GETS MAWWIED. WOCKY IBS 2 NOW, HIBS BURFDAY IS ONWY 2 WEEKS AFTEW MINES SO HE’WW BE TWEE WHEN WE GETS MARRIED. ONWY TWO YEAWSOWDER DAN ME. MOMMY SAIBS WHEN WOU FINDS WOU MR. WIGHT YA GOTS TA GO FER IT!!!!!!!!! I KNOW WOCKY WUVS ME TOO JUST AS MUCH ABS I WUV HIM!!!!!!!!!!! DUNT WOWWY, EBERWYBUDDY BE INVITED TA OURS WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEWE A PICTUWE OB MY HUNKA BUWWIE.

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Friday, June 02, 2006

POOR SISSY

DIS HABS BEEN A WEAWWY BAD WEEK. MOMMY AND SISSY FOUNDS OUT DAT SISSY HABS DEVELOPED A DISEASE CAWWED ASTHMA. DEY TOUGHT MOMMY HAD IT TOO BUT IT TURNDED OUT NOT TO WEAWWY BE ASTHMA FER MOMMY. SISSY WEAWWY WEAWWY HABS ASTHMA, MOMMY SAIBS DAT SISSY'S ASTHMA IS MOSTLY CAUSED CUZ SHE HABS WOTS AND WOTS OB VEWRY BAD ALLERGIES BUT ODDER TINGS MAKE SISSY'S ASTHMA WORSER TU. SISSY'S DOCTOR MAN PUTTED HER ON SPECIAL MEDICINES CAWWED INHAWERS. ONE OB DEM SHE HABS TA TAKE TWO TIMES EBERWYDAY AND DA ODDER ONE SHE HABS TO KEEP WIFF HER EVEWYPWACE SHE GOES ON ACOUNTA SHE HABS ATTACKS WHERE SHE STARTS HABING WEAW TWOUBLES BWEATHING AND DAT INHAWER STOPS DA ATTACKS. MOMMY IBS SO UPSET AND WORRIED BOUTS SISSY. I IBS TOO. MOMMY SAIZ SISSY IBS HANDWING EBERWYTING SO GUDS AND MOMMY IBS SO PWOUD OB SISSY!!! I PWOBABWY WUNT DO ANUDDER BWOG FER A WHILES CUZ MOMMY'S SUPEW BUZY WIFF SISSY AND AWW SSISSY'S DOCTOR MAN APPOINTMENTS. I WUV SISSY BEWY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Monday, May 29, 2006

ICKY STICKY


WHAT HAPPENEND? DA WEATHEW DA WAST FEW DAIZ TUWNED WEAWWY HOTS AND STICKY. I DUNT UNDEWSTANDS IT. MOMMY AND DADDY PUTTED DIS BIG BOX TINGY IN DA KITCHEN WINDOW, IT BWOWS OUT COWD AIW TA KEEPS DA HOUSE CUL. I WUVS IT. I DUNT WIKE DIS ICKY STICKY WEADER, IT MAKES ME'Z TIWED AND WAZY. I DUNTS EBEN WANNA GOES OUT SIDE TA GOES POTTY, BUT I HABS TA. I HEAWD MOMMY SAYS DAT IT GUNNA GET EBEN WOWSEW FER DA NEXT FOUR MOMFFS!!!! MOMMY AND SISSY HATES IT TOO, BUTS FER ME'Z WHEN MOMMY TAKES ME OUTS TA GO POTTY, I CANTS TAKE DA HEAT. I STAWT PANTING WEAWWY HAWD AND IT HAWD FER ME'Z TA BWEATHE OUT DERE. SO'S I JUST GOES AS FAWST AS I CAN SO'S I CAN GETS BACK IN DA NICE COMFY, CUL HOUSE. MOMMY SAWS AWW BUWWIES CANTS HANDLE DIS KINDSA WEADDER. DIS ME'Z FIWST WEAW, FUWW SUMMER SO I'Z GUESS I'Z GOTTS TA GETS USED TA IT. I WUV JUST STAWING IN DA NICE CUL HOUSE AND WELAXING!!!!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

ADVISE FWOM ME'Z!!!


I'Z GUNNA BE A WEAW OWD IN BOUTS EIGHT WEEKS. I'Z WEAWNED AWOT IN DA WAST EIGHT MOMFS, SINCE I MOVED IN WIFF ME'Z FEREBER FAMIWY. I TOUGHT I SHAWE A WITTWE ADVISE FER ANY DOGGIES WEADY TA MOVES TA DEIR NEW FEREBER HOMES.

FIWST, TWY TA WEARN WHATEBER WOU NEWS FAMIWY TWIES TA TEACH WOU FAST AS WOU CAN. ABS TEMPTING ABS IT IBS, DUN'T CHEWS HOWES IN DA WALLS UR CHEWS UP DA COUCH. TWUST ME'S, DAT JUST GETZ WOU WELLED ATS AND IN WOTSA TWOUBLES. WEARN WHAT WOU TOYZ IBS AND PWAY AND CHEWS ON WOU TOYZ. SUMTIMES IT OTAY TA BE'Z NAWTY ON ACOUNTA HOOMAINS TINK WE'S DUNT KNOWS ANY BETTER AND WE'Z DUNT UNDEWSTANDS EBEN DOUGH WE'Z WEAWWY DUZ.

IFN WOU SENSE WOU MOMMY UR DADDY UR SISSY UR BWOVER IBS SAD UR UPSWET UR SICK, TWY TA CHEEW DEM UPS. BE'Z SIWWY BUT NOTS NAWTY. CUDDWES UP WIFF DEM WHEN IT NAPPY TIME. UR, ME'S FAVOWITE TING, WAY ON DEM AND WICK DEM FER AS WONG AS DEY WET WOU. DEY WUV DAT, IT MAKES EM WAUGH ANDS FEEWS GUDS.

ANUDDER WEAWWY GUDS TING IS TA WUV WOU FAMIWY ANDS PWOTECTS DEM. DEY WEAWWY WUV US AND TAKES CAWE OB US AND EBEN SPOYLS US AWOT. DA MOSTEST IMPORTINT TING IBS AWAYS WEMEBEW HOWS MUCH OUR HOOMAINS WUV US ANDS WUVS DEM EBEN MOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'Z A GUAWD BUWWIE

MOMMY HABED ALWAYS HEAWD DAT BUWWIES IBS VEWY PWOTECTIVE OB DEIR FAMIWY'S BUTS WE'Z IBSN'T BEWY GUD GUARD DOGGIES. WELL, I'Z DUN'T KNOW THAT. IFN I'Z HEAWS A NOISE ATS NIGHT UR ANYTIME I'Z JUMPS UP BEWY AWARMED. AND STAWTS GWOWLWNG AND BAWKING AS MEAN AS I'Z CAN BE . I DO'Z ANYTING TA PWOTECT ME'Z FAMIWY!!! MOMMY SAWS SHE FEEWS BERY SAFER KNOWSING I WULDS SCAWE OFF ANY INTWUDERS. WHOEBER SAID BUWWIES DUN'T MAKES GUDS GAUWD DOGGIES NEBER MEETED A FEAWLESS GUAWD BUWWIE WIKE ME'Z!!!!!!!!!

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Monday, May 22, 2006

I GOTS TWO MORE TOYS YESTUWDAY.

I GOTS DIS WEAWWY FUNKY BALL, IT AWW DIFFEWENT COWORS AND IT SOFT AND SQUISHY AND IT MAKES A CUL NOISE WHENS I BITES IT. MY ODDUR NEW TOY I CAWW MR. CAWWOT. HE HABS A FUNNY FACE AND HE SOFT AND SQUISHY TOO AND HE MAKES A EBEN CULER NOISE. I NOT SSUWE WHY I GETTNG AWW DESE NEW TOYS, MUSTS BE ON A COUNTA MY ONE YEAW BUWFDAY COMIN UP BUT I WUVS IT!!!!!!!!

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